Just another reason for people to pay more attention to elections, otherwise you get people like this in charge:
Doesn't know where Arizona is, but is making policies to boycott the state?
If that weren't entertaining enough, she got a letter from Senator Jon Kyl:
Senator Jon Kyl Instructs Supervisor Peggy West in Geography
Showing posts with label Politics are Hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics are Hilarious. Show all posts
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
Hilarious Headlines
#1:
Obama's Stimulus Visit Results in Lost Payday for Construction Workers
A public relations (PR) stunt to promote the failed stimulus--designed to create jobs--ironically resulted in several construction workers missing out on a day's worth of pay. Say they work an eight hour day at $20/hr. That's 160 bucks they missed out on. As a poor college student, I can relate to these blue collar workers who are trying to make ends meet as well and pay their bills. One hundred sixty dollars goes a long way when you're struggling to pay rent, phone, and utility bills! Democrats for the little guy. Riiiiiight....
#2:
Ahh, government efficiency at its best. I challenge anybody to find me an example of a private business having issues like this. OBVIOUSLY dead people shouldn't receive pay, but government is usually the kryptonite to common sense. I commend the administration for trying to find ways to be more efficient, but step one in saving money: DON'T SPEND SO MUCH!
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Friday, May 1, 2009
I Can't Believe This...Hippies
And these are the liberal "progressive" people in charge of the country right now. Yes, it was on John Stewart, but these are real people at a real place saying what they really think. Pay attention to the part where they don't believe military personnel are entitled to the same rights as the rest of us...that's real inclusive and open-minded and progressive!
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Why I Voted Democrat
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever want. I've decided to marry my Dog...
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't...
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it....
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius...
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of million of babies so long as we keep
all death row inmates alive...
I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as
they see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters...
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other
people's money." -- Margaret Thatcher
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't...
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it....
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius...
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of million of babies so long as we keep
all death row inmates alive...
I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as
they see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters...
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other
people's money." -- Margaret Thatcher
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
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